The "How to Know You're Getting Older" birthday card is full of old age quotes and makes a great addition to a birthday gag gift for those who are over the hill. It's a 7.5" x 9" card with "large print" that has sayings such as:

• Your knees buckle, but your belt won't.
• Your children begin to look middle aged.
• The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bi-focals.
• You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
• You have too much room in the house, but not enough in the medicine chest.
• You stop looking forward to your next birthday, but you're glad when it arrives.
• and more

The outside edge has the numbers from 39-94. Inside, the card is blank with plenty of room for a group to sign it. You can also frame the face of the card, making it a print that the recipient can keep after their milestone birthday is over.

Combine with other Age-Less Humor or birthday gifts for a funny over the hill gift.