The "How to Know You're Getting Older" birthday card is full of old age quotes and makes a great addition to a birthday gag gift for those who are over the hill. It's a 7.5" x 9" card with "large print" that has sayings such as:
Your knees buckle, but your belt won't.
Your children begin to look middle aged.
The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bi-focals.
You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
You have too much room in the house, but not enough in the medicine chest.
You stop looking forward to your next birthday, but you're glad when it arrives.
and more
The outside edge has the numbers from 39-94. Inside, the card is blank with plenty of room for a group to sign it. You can also frame the face of the card, making it a print that the recipient can keep after their milestone birthday is over.
Combine with other Age-Less Humor or birthday gifts for a funny over the hill gift.