The How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man Book makes a whimsical over the hill birthday gift for a man who wants to maintain his youthful ideas. Light-hearted sentiments are scattered throughout the book describing ways to prevent becoming a stereotypical old person. The signs you are becoming a crotchety old man include:
Describing your vacation by what you ate.
Are shocked at the idea of co-ed dorms.
Refer to the refrigerator as the ice box.
There are 138 pages of whimiscal indicators that you might be a crotchety old man.
Product Info Size: 6 x 6 inches
Make a top 10 list of things from the book and use it as a birthday toast.
