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Instant Youth Wine Bag
Instant Youth...just add wine
Funny birthday gag gift
Item No. 80-290-1702
Price: $12.99

 

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If only it were true... The Instant Youth Wine Bag makes a funny 60th, 70th, 75th or 80th birthday gift for wine lovers with a sense of humor. The violet silky poly fabric bag has a yellow cord to tie around the wine bottle neck. The front of the bag reads: Instant Youth...just add wine.

Product Info
Size: 12 inches high x 6 inches; holds standard size bottle of wine



Use the verses on the How to Know You're Getting Older as a toast at the birthday party.



 
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Aged and Full-Bodied Wine Bag
 
Old people are like
fine wine...aged and full-bodied
Item No. 80-290-1703
Price: $12.99
 
Getting Older Card
Getting Older Birthday Card
 
How to Know You're Getting Older...
Funny "old age" quotes
Item No. 80-290-2101
Price: $3.99
 
Age Improves With Wine Plaque
Age Imroves With Wine Plaque
 
A funny twist on "age improves wine"
Stoneware ornament
Item No. 80-230-1213
Price: $10.99
 
Growing Up Optional Frame
Growing Up Optional Frame
 
"Growing old is inevitable.
Growing up is optional."
Holds 4" x 6" photo
Item No. 80-230-1105
Price: $17.99
 
Old Whiney Glass
Old Whiney's Sippy Glass
 
"No drip, just sip."
Includes a toast to Old Whiney
Item No. 80-230-2701
Price: $10.99
 
What A Ride Sign
What A Ride Sign
 
"Life is not a journey...
what a ride!."
Item No. 80-110-1177
Price: $22.99