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1001 Things It Means to Be a Baby Boomer Now Gift Book
Be a Boomer Now Book
Well, It Is Time to Grow Up...
Funny birthday gift for baby boomers.
Item No. 80-290-2501
Price: $9.99

 

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The 1001 Things It Means to Be a Boomer Now Book is a whimsical over the hill birthday gag gift for baby boomers. The light-hearted  book contains humorous quips (...and some truths) about life for those born between 1946 and 1964. A few of the 1001 Things include:


  • You can't believe your kids get their news from Comedy Central.
  • If retirement isn't here, there's no reason to think about it.
  • You see absolutely no reason to look your age.
  • Trying to grow up without growing old.
There are 286 pages of whimiscal indicators that you're a boomer and proud of it. 

Product Info
Size: 6 x 6 inches




Make a top 10 list of things from the book and use it as a birthday toast.


 
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