Retirement Gifts - Funny Joke Retirement Gag Gifts for Men and Women

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		Retirement Gifts
			Retirement Inspirations Light
			Life You've Imagined Gift Set
			It's Never Too Late Clock
			Retirement Wall Clock
			Retired and Loving It Sign
			Retirement Fun(d) Cash Box
			Retirement Office Hours Sign
			Retirement Cotton Throw
			Celebrate Retirement Frame
			Time is Precious - Retirement
			Retirement Party Sash
			Retirement Home Doormat
			Retirement Inspirations Coasters
			Breaths We Take Clock
			Retirement Frame and Holder
			Take Time Wall Clock
			Retired - New Mgt Coffee Gift Set
			Ode to Retirement Hat
			I'm Retired Pillow
			Time is Precious - Woman
			Retirement Party Pennant Banner
			Live Your Dream Clock
			You Can Do It Clock
		Milestone Gifts
		Gifts for Mom and Grandma
		Gifts for Dad and Grandpa
		Gifts for the Elderly
		Gifts of Entertainment
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Retirement Gifts

Whether you need a thoughtful retirement gift or are looking for retirement jokes for a co-worker, relative or friend with a sense of humor, we have a selection of unique retirement gifts for a retirement party. Some of our retirement sayings are jokes for retirement gag gifts, while others are inspirational. Use these items as retirement gift ideas for men, women or someone in the military.

Retirement Inspirations Lamp with 2 interchangable designs

Retirement Inspirations Light

With 2 designs/sayings
Unique retirement gift
Item No. 80-410-7000

Price: $39.99

Future-oriented inspirations sayings on each stoneware tile coaster

Retirement Inspirations Coasters

Set of 4 stoneware coasters
Future-oriented inspirations
Item No. 80-410-6501

Price: $19.99

Life You Have Imagined Gift Set - Ready to give Retirement or Birthday gift includes coffee mug and bound journal

Life You've Imagined Gift Set

Coordinated Gift Set
Mug, journal, gift bag
Item No. 80-410-6000

Price: $27.99

Breaths We Take Clock - Handmade Wooden Wall or Shelf Clock

Breaths We Take Clock

Life is not measured
by the breaths we take...
Item No. 80-110-1820

Price: $24.99

Its Never Too Late Clock - Handmade Wooden Wall or Shelf Clock

It's Never Too Late Clock

It's never too late
to be what you might have been.
Item No. 80-110-1821

Price: $24.99

Retired - Taking Control of My Life Frame and Accessory Holder - Gift for Retiree

Retirement Frame and Holder

Retired... Taking
control of my life
Item No. 80-410-1801

Price: $24.99

Retirement Wall Clock - Gift especially for retiree that features a commemorative poem entitled "Retirement"

Retirement Wall Clock

Thoughtful retirement gift
for boss or coworker
Item No. 80-410-5104

Price: $49.95

Take Time Retirement Wall Clock for Retirement Gift or Birthday Gift

Take Time Wall Clock

Thoughtful retirement, birthday
or gift for volunteer
Item No. 80-410-5103

Price: $49.95

Decorative Novelty Gift Sign reads "Retired and Loving It"

Retired and Loving It Sign

Display with photos of
retirement fun, travel, etc.
Item No. 80-410-1561

Price: $24.99

Retired New Management Coffee Mug Gift Package reads: "Retired - Under New Management (See Spouse for Details)."

Retired - New Mgt Coffee Gift Set

Retired - Under New Management
See Spouse for Details
Item No. 80-420-3500

Price: $16.99

Retirement Fun(d) Cash Box reads "Contributions Gladly Accepted" - Gift for Boss or Co-worker

Retirement Fun(d) Cash Box

For a boss or co-worker
Fill with gift cards and tickets
Item No. 80-420-4301

Price: $14.99

Ode To Retirement Hat - Novelty Brimmed Hat for Retirement Gag Gift

Ode to Retirement Hat

Retired, but rehired
Funny Retirement Gift
Item No. 80-420-2103

Price: $16.99

Retirement Office Hours Sign - Novelty decoration for retirement gag gift

Retirement Office Hours Sign

For those who don't take
work seriously after they retire
Item No. 80-420-4827

Price: $4.99

Retirement Throw Pillow - Gift for Dad, Grandpa or Retired Friend

I'm Retired Pillow

Retirement Gag Gift
"I don't have to...I'm retired!
Item No. 80-420-8002

Price: $14.99

Cotton Retirement Throw Blanket - Gift for retiree that reads "Retirement is a time to look back on your accomplishments and ponder the possibilities ahead."

Retirement Cotton Throw

"Retirement is a time to..."
Retirement Gift
Item No. 80-410-8001

Price: $27.99

Time Is Precious Clock - Retirement Gift Idea for a Female Boss or Co-worker

Time is Precious - Woman

Retirement Poem or Toast
Suitable for a woman
Item No. 80-410-1503
See similar style...

Price: $19.99

Silver-toned picture frame holds a 6 inch x 4 inch photograph and reads "Retirement - Celebrate life and embrace your future"

Celebrate Retirement Frame

For a boss or co-worker
Holds a photo or gift card
Item No. 80-410-3803

Price: $13.99

Retirement Pennant Banner is a fun decoration for a retirement party

Retirement Party Pennant Banner

"Retired - Now the fun begins!"
Matches Retirement Sash
Item No. 80-410-4825

Price: $6.99

Time is Precious Clock - Retirement gift for male boss or co-worker

Time is Precious - Retirement

Retirement Gift for Boss
Neutral decor colors
Item No. 80-410-1504

Price: $19.99

Live Your Dream Clock - Retirement Gift for Woman

Live Your Dream Clock

Stoneware clock
Inspirational gift for female retiree
Item No. 80-410-4013

Price: $19.99

Retirement Party Sash reads "Retired" on the front and "Now the Fun Begins" on the back

Retirement Party Sash

Front reads: Retired
Back: "Now the fun begins"
Item No. 80-410-4826

Price: $6.99

You Can Do It Clock - Retirement Gift for Man

You Can Do It Clock

Stoneware clock
Inspirational gift for male retiree
Item No. 80-410-4014

Price: $19.99

Doormat reads "Welcome to Our Retirement Home: Twice as much husband - half as much pay!"

Retirement Home Doormat

Retirement Gag Gift
"Welcome to Our Retirement Home...
Item No. 80-420-8901

Price: $18.99