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Retirement Throw Pillow - Gift for Dad, Grandpa or Retired Friend
I'm Retired Pillow
Retirement Gag Gift
"I don't have to...I'm retired!
Item No. 80-420-8002
Price: $12.99
 
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Made in America, the I'm Retired Pillow is a funny retirement gag gift that is also a comfortable lower back pillow. The front of the pillow features a man lying in a hammock under palm trees and reads: "I don't want to... I don't have to... You can't make me... I'm retired." The back is solid navy blue fabric.

Use this retirement gift as a back pillow, or display it on a shelf. Makes a unique gift for Dad, Grandpa or a co-worker.

Product Info
Size: 11" x 8" x 4"
Color: Navy blue backing; colorful tapestry on front





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