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How Not to Become A Little Old Lady Book - Aging Humor for Birthday
Little Old Lady Book
How not to become one
Birthday gift for women
Item No. 80-290-2404
Price: $9.99

 

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The How Not to Become a Little Old Lady Book makes a whimsical over the hill birthday gift for a woman who wants to maintain that youthful glow. Light-hearted sentiments are scattered throughout the book describing ways to prevent becoming a stereotypical old person. The signs you are becoming a little old lady include:


  • Describing your vacation by what you ate.
  • Are shocked at the idea of co-ed dorms.
  • Refer to the refrigerator as the ice box.
There are 138 pages of whimiscal indicators that you might be a little old lady.

Product Info
Size: 6 x 6 inches




Make a top 10 list of things from the book and use it as a birthday toast.


 
How Not To Become A Crotchety Old Man Book for Over the Hill Birthday Humor
Crotchety Old Man Book
 
How not to become one
Funny birthday gift for men
Item No. 80-290-2405
Price: $9.99
 
Youth Is a Gift Sign Novelty Wooden Wall Sign for creative birthday gift
Youth Is a Gift Sign
 
"Youth is a gift of nature...
Age is a work of art."
Item No. 80-110-1171
Price: $12.99
 
Uphill Both Ways Perpetual Calendar for Over the Hill Birthday
Uphill Both Ways
 
"When I was your age..."
Whimsical perpetual calendar
Item No. 80-290-2305
Price: $6.99
 
Reminiscing Trivia Game - Master Edition
Reminiscing Trivia Game
 
Master Edition board game
trivia questions from the 1950's - 2000's
Item No. 30-210-1006
Price: $22.99
 
Old Whiney Sippy Glass reads "Old Whiney
Old Whiney's Sippy Glass
 
"No drip, just sip."
Includes a toast to Old Whiney
Item No. 80-230-2701
Price: $10.99