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Retirement Gift Ideas Whether you need a serious retirement gift or are looking for retirement jokes for a co-worker, relative or friend with a sense of humor, we have a selection of unique retirement gifts for a retirement party. Some of our retirement sayings are jokes for retirement gag gifts, while others are inspirational. Use these items as retirement gift ideas for men, women, teachers or someone in the military.

Retirement Honey Do Mug
Retirement is not an
excuse for a Honey, do... list.
Item No. 80-420-3101
Price: $19.99
Retired - Bottled Up Wine Glass - Funny Retirement Gift
Retired Bottled Up Wine Glass
Retired - I don't keep
things bottled up.
Item No. 80-420-3468
Price: $16.99
Retirement Martini Gift Set - Shaker reads "Retired - Time to shake things up!" and the glasses read "Retired - Done wih the grind, time to unwind!"
Retirement Martini Gift Set
Retired - Time to
Shake things up!
Item No. 80-420-3700
Price: $19.99
Retired State Baseball Cap
Reads: "Let the legend begin"
on the back of the cap
Item No. 80-420-2925
Price: $17.99
 I Have Waited A Lifetime Coffee Mug - Retirement Gift
I've Waited A Lifetime Mug Gift Pkg
Retirement Gift Set
With gourmet coffee
Item No. 80-420-3914
Price: $19.99
Celebration Wine Bag & Ornament
For birthdays, retirement, friendship, etc.
re-usable wine bag and ornament
Item No. 80-230-1314
Price: $19.99
Take Life Wine Bag and Plaque - Funny Birthday or Retirement Gift
Take Life With A Grain of Salt Gift Set
Gift Bag & Plaque
Funny birthday or retirement gift
Item No. 80-230-2415
Price: $14.99
Retirement Clock & Frame
Clock and frame with verse
Funny retirement gift
Item No. 80-410-3014
Price: $29.99
Explore the Path Cotton Sofa Throw Blanket
Explore the Path Cotton Throw
"Explore new opportunities..."
on the path that lies ahead.
Item No. 80-410-8002
Price: $34.99
Retired Hourglass
"Retired - time to start over!"
"it's finally my time..."
Item No. 80-420-6501
Price: $14.99
You Can Do It Clock - Retirement Gift for Man
You Can Do It Clock
Stoneware clock
Inspirational gift for male retiree
Item No. 80-410-4014
Price: $15.99
You only live once - beverage glass - funny birthday gift
You Only Live Once Pint Glass
Funny birthday or retirement gift
Frosted glass for cold drinks
Item No. 80-230-3467
Price: $14.99
Doormat reads "Welcome to Our Retirement Home: Twice as much husband - half as much pay!"
Retirement Home Doormat
Retirement Gag Gift
"Welcome to Our Retirement Home...
Item No. 80-420-8901
Price: $22.95
Value of Life Cotton Sofa Throw Blanket
Value of Life Cotton Throw
"...not in the length of days,
but in the use we make of them."
Item No. 80-410-8003
Price: $24.99
Your Time Coffee Mug Gift Package - Retirement Gift for Boss
It's Your Time Coffee Mug Gift Pkg enjoy what you worked for...
With 2 packages of gourmet coffee
Item No. 80-410-5201
Price: $19.99