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Retirement Gift Ideas Whether you need a serious retirement gift or are looking for retirement jokes for a co-worker, relative or friend with a sense of humor, we have a selection of unique retirement gifts for a retirement party. Some of our retirement sayings are jokes for retirement gag gifts, while others are inspirational. Use these items as retirement gift ideas for men, women, teachers or someone in the military.
Sweet Reward Clock - Retirement Gift for Man or Woman
Sweet Reward Retirement Clock  (Out of Stock)
 
New! Retirement Poem or Toast
Suitable for a man or woman
Item No. 80-410-2326
Price: $19.99
 (Out of Stock)
Explore the Path Cotton Sofa Throw Blanket
Explore the Path Cotton Throw
 
"Explore new opportunities..."
on the path that lies ahead.
Item No. 80-410-8002
Price: $29.99
 
Time to Reflect Retirement Clock - Retirement Gift for Co-worker
Time to Reflect Retirement Clock
 
New! Retirement Poem or Toast
Suitable for a woman
Item No. 80-410-2325
Price: $19.99
 
Value of Life Cotton Sofa Throw Blanket
Value of Life Cotton Throw
 
"...not in the length of days,
but in the use we make of them."
Item No. 80-410-8003
Price: $29.99
 
Retirement Martini Gift Set - Shaker reads "Retired - Time to shake things up!" and the glasses read "Retired - Done wih the grind, time to unwind!"
Retirement Martini Gift Set
 
New! Retired - Time to
Shake things up!
Item No. 80-420-3700
Price: $19.99
 
Retirement Throw Pillow - Gift for Dad, Grandpa or Retired Friend
I'm Retired Pillow
 
Retirement Gag Gift
"I don't have to...I'm retired!
Item No. 80-420-8002
Price: $12.99
 
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Retirement Honey Do Mug
 
New! Retirement is not an
excuse for a Honey, do... list.
Item No. 80-420-3101
Price: $16.99
 
Start Working at Living Gourmet Coffee Mug Gift Package for Retirement Party
Working at Living Mug Gift Pkg
 
Stop living at work...
With gourmet coffee
Item No. 80-420-3915
Price: $16.99
 
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Retired Quit My Day Job Mug
 
New! Retired - Quit my
day job - finally!
Item No. 80-420-3102
Price: $16.99
 
Definition of Retirement Gourment Coffee Mug Gift Package - Funny Retirement Gag Gift
Definition of Retired Mug Gift Pkg
 
With gourmet coffee
Thrilled to be their own boss...
Item No. 80-420-3715
Price: $16.99
 
Retirement_Tiara
Officially Retired Tiara
 
New! Dress the part at
a retirement birthday party
Item No. 80-420-9141
Price: $4.99
 
You Can Do It Clock - Retirement Gift for Man
You Can Do It Clock
 
Stoneware clock
Inspirational gift for male retiree
Item No. 80-410-4014
Price: $19.99
 
I Have Waited A Lifetime Coffee Mug - Retirement Gift
I've Waited A Lifetime Mug Gift Pkg
 
Retirement Gift Set
With gourmet coffee
Item No. 80-420-3914
Price: $16.99
 
Live Your Dream Clock - Retirement Gift for Woman
Live Your Dream Clock
 
Stoneware clock
Inspirational gift for female retiree
Item No. 80-410-4013
Price: $19.99
 
Take Life Wine Bag and Plaque - Funny Birthday or Retirement Gift
Take Life With A Grain of Salt Gift Set
 
Gift Bag & Plaque
Funny birthday or retirement gift
Item No. 80-230-2415
Price: $14.99
 
Doormat reads "Welcome to Our Retirement Home: Twice as much husband - half as much pay!"
Retirement Home Doormat
 
Retirement Gag Gift
"Welcome to Our Retirement Home...
Item No. 80-420-8901
Price: $19.99
 
Retirement Fun(d) Cash Box reads "Contributions Gladly Accepted" - Gift for Boss or Co-worker
Retirement Fun(d) Cash Box
 
For a boss or co-worker
Fill with gift cards and tickets
Item No. 80-420-4301
Price: $14.99
 
Celebrate Life Perpetual Calendar
Celebrate Life Perpetual Calendar
 
365 fun ways to enjoy every day
Whimsical perpetual calendar
Item No. 80-290-2306
Price: $6.99
 
Retired New Management Coffee Mug Gift Package reads: "Retired - Under New Management (See Spouse for Details)."
Retired - New Mgt Coffee Gift Set
 
Retired - Under New Management
See Spouse for Details
Item No. 80-420-3500
Price: $16.99
 
Your Time Coffee Mug Gift Package - Retirement Gift for Boss
It's Your Time Coffee Mug Gift Pkg
 
...to enjoy what you worked for...
With 2 packages of gourmet coffee
Item No. 80-410-5201
Price: $16.99
 
What A Ride Sign - Wooden hanging wall sign for birthday gag gift
What A Ride Sign
 
"Life is not a journey...
what a ride!"
Item No. 80-110-1177
Price: $19.99
 
Retirement Party Sash reads "Retired" on the front and "Now the Fun Begins" on the back
Retirement Party Sash
 
Front reads: Retired
Back: "Now the fun begins"
Item No. 80-410-4826
Price: $5.99
 
Silver-toned picture frame holds a 6 inch x 4 inch photograph and reads "Retirement - Celebrate life and embrace your future"
Celebrate Retirement Frame
 
For a boss or co-worker
Holds a photo or gift card
Item No. 80-410-3803
Price: $8.99
 
Retirement Pennant Banner is a fun decoration for a retirement party
Retirement Party Pennant Banner
 
"Retired - Now the fun begins!"
Matches Retirement Sash
Item No. 80-410-4825
Price: $2.50
 

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