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Retirement Gift Ideas Whether you need a serious retirement gift or are looking for retirement jokes for a co-worker, relative or friend with a sense of humor, we have a selection of unique retirement gifts for a retirement party. Some of our retirement sayings are jokes for retirement gag gifts, while others are inspirational. Use these items as retirement gift ideas for men, women, teachers or someone in the military.

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Retirement Honey Do Mug
 
Retirement is not an
excuse for a Honey, do... list.
Item No. 80-420-3101
Price: $19.99
 
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Retired State Baseball Cap
 
Reads: "Let the legend begin"
on the back of the cap
Item No. 80-420-2925
Price: $17.99
 
Retirement Martini Gift Set - Shaker reads "Retired - Time to shake things up!" and the glasses read "Retired - Done wih the grind, time to unwind!"
Retirement Martini Gift Set
 
Retired - Time to
Shake things up!
Item No. 80-420-3700
Price: $19.99
 
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Retired Hourglass
 
"Retired - time to start over!"
"it's finally my time..."
Item No. 80-420-6501
Price: $14.99
  
 
 I Have Waited A Lifetime Coffee Mug - Retirement Gift
I've Waited A Lifetime Mug Gift Pkg
 
Retirement Gift Set
With gourmet coffee
Item No. 80-420-3914
Price: $19.99
 
You only live once - beverage glass - funny birthday gift
You Only Live Once Pint Glass
 
Funny birthday or retirement gift
Frosted glass for cold drinks
Item No. 80-230-3467
Price: $14.99
 
Take Life Wine Bag and Plaque - Funny Birthday or Retirement Gift
Take Life With A Grain of Salt Gift Set
 
Gift Bag & Plaque
Funny birthday or retirement gift
Item No. 80-230-2415
Price: $17.99
 
Value of Life Cotton Sofa Throw Blanket
Value of Life Cotton Throw
 
"...not in the length of days,
but in the use we make of them."
Item No. 80-410-8003
Price: $24.99
 
Explore the Path Cotton Sofa Throw Blanket
Explore the Path Cotton Throw
 
"Explore new opportunities..."
on the path that lies ahead.
Item No. 80-410-8002
Price: $34.99
 
 I Have Waited A Lifetime Coffee Mug - Retirement Gift
I've Waited A Lifetime Mug Gift Pkg
 
Retirement Gift Set
With gourmet coffee
Item No. 80-420-3914
Price: $19.99
 
You Can Do It Clock - Retirement Gift for Man
You Can Do It Clock
 
Stoneware clock
Inspirational gift for male retiree
Item No. 80-410-4014
Price: $15.99
 
Time is Precious Clock - Retirement gift for male boss or co-worker
Time is Precious - Retirement
 
Retirement Gift for Boss
Neutral decor colors
Item No. 80-410-1504
Price: $19.99
 
Your Time Coffee Mug Gift Package - Retirement Gift for Boss
It's Your Time Coffee Mug Gift Pkg
 
...to enjoy what you worked for...
With 2 packages of gourmet coffee
Item No. 80-410-5201
Price: $19.99
 
Silver-toned picture frame holds a 6 inch x 4 inch photograph and reads "Retirement - Celebrate life and embrace your future"
Celebrate Retirement Frame
 
For a boss or co-worker
Holds a photo or gift card
Item No. 80-410-3803
Price: $10.99
 
Retired - Bottled Up Wine Glass - Funny Retirement Gift
Retired Bottled Up Wine Glass
 
Retired - I don't keep
things bottled up.
Item No. 80-420-3468
Price: $16.99