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Retirement Gift Ideas Whether you need a serious retirement gift or are looking for retirement jokes for a co-worker, relative or friend with a sense of humor, we have a selection of unique retirement gifts for a retirement party. Some of our retirement sayings are jokes for retirement gag gifts, while others are inspirational. Use these items as retirement gift ideas for men, women, teachers or someone in the military.

Retirement Martini Gift Set - Shaker reads "Retired - Time to shake things up!" and the glasses read "Retired - Done wih the grind, time to unwind!"
Retirement Martini Gift Set
Retired - Time to
Shake things up!
Item No. 80-420-3700
Price: $19.99
Silver-toned picture frame holds a 6 inch x 4 inch photograph and reads "Retirement - Celebrate life and embrace your future"
Celebrate Retirement Frame
For a boss or co-worker
Holds a photo or gift card
Item No. 80-410-3803
Price: $10.99
Time to Reflect Clock - Retirement Gift for Woman
Time to Reflect Retirement Clock
Retirement Poem or Toast
Item No. 80-410-2325
Price: $19.99
Retirement Fun(d) Cash Box reads "Contributions Gladly Accepted" - Gift for Boss or Co-worker
Retirement Fun(d) Cash Box
For a boss or co-worker
Fill with gift cards and tickets
Item No. 80-420-4302
Price: $18.99
Take Life Wine Bag and Plaque - Funny Birthday or Retirement Gift
Take Life With A Grain of Salt Gift Set
Gift Bag & Plaque
Funny birthday or retirement gift
Item No. 80-230-2415
Price: $17.99
1991 Time Passages Yearbook
25th wedding anniversary gift
Calendar layout of trivia and photos
Item No. 80-020-2991
Price: $15.95
You Can Do It Clock - Retirement Gift for Man
You Can Do It Clock
Stoneware clock
Inspirational gift for male retiree
Item No. 80-410-4014
Price: $15.99
Bucket List Party Package - Bucket and 2 Bucket List Suggestion Tablets
Bucket List Party Kit
Includes Bucket &
2 Suggestions Tablets
Item No. 80-230-4100
Price: $9.99
Retired Hourglass
"Retired - time to start over!"
"it's finally my time..."
Item No. 80-420-6501
Price: $18.99
My Bucket List Bottle Opener
Bottle Opener - My Bucket List
Reads:  My Bucket List
Beer, Ice - all checked
Item No. 80-230-3417
Price: $24.95
You only live once - beverage glass - funny birthday gift
You Only Live Once Pint Glass  (Out of Stock)
Funny birthday or retirement gift
Frosted glass for cold drinks
Item No. 80-230-3467
Price: $14.99
 (Out of Stock)
Wall Bottle Opener - Craft Beer
Bottle Opener - My Bucket List
Reads:  Life's short.
Drink craft beer.
Item No. 80-230-3418
Price: $24.95