Retirement Home Doormat - Retirement Gag Gift for Man

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Doormat reads "Welcome to Our Retirement Home: Twice as much husband - half as much pay!"

Retirement Home Doormat

Retirement Gag Gift
"Welcome to Our Retirement Home...
Item No. 80-420-8901

Price: $19.99

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Product Details

The Retirement Home Doormat is a funny retirement gag gift that is also a great year-round display. The front of the mat reads: "Welcome to Our Retirement Home: Twice as much husband, half as much pay." This durable mat is made from 100% Olefin indoor / outdoor carpet and has bound stitched edges.

Makes a unique gift for Dad, Grandpa or a co-worker.

Product Info
Size: 18" x 27",
Color: Tan only

Combine with other retirement items for a funny retirement joke gift package.

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